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Tuesday, 25 October 2011

10 ciri lelaki macho.

assalamualaikum.
tak jawab dosa.
jawab kiut.

rasanya ini lah festaim gua bagi salam dalam boxerkedut ni.
tapi ini rumah gua.
jadi apa kaedah nya gua yang nak kena bagi salam.
patutnya lu yang kena bagi salam.
cium tangan.

"assalamualaikum tak.
 tak.tak.
 ni dafi ada bawak ole-ole untuk botak ni.
 makan lah.
 bak kut teh pun ada ni.
 ahhh~"


hah.patutnya gitu.
okeh.dapat.

maaflah kalau sejak kebelakangkan ni gua menulis macam cirit.
nak tak nak je keluar.
gua malas nak tulis seriyes-seriyes sangat.
gua tak hensem.
kalau gua buat seriyes.gaya teging.
memang sampai sudah lah calon isteri tak nak dekat.

entri ni pun gua tulis lepas gua prektis lagu sheila mambo.
patah seribu.
pada gua lagu tu tak bes pun.
tapi sebab sheila mambo tu kiut.
abah dia tokey MLM.
gua jadi bersegamat untuk update belog.



cita-cita gua.
nak jadi lelaki macho.
kalau tak macho pun.
taklah segampang lelaki dalam lirik sheila mambo tu.

"abang bobow~
 sheila amzah la~~"

ah.ada gua kisah.

jadi apakah ciri-ciri seorang lelaki macho pada pandangan gua.
nah.

sepuluh ciri lelaki-lelaki macho.

1. lelaki macho adalah lelaki yang walaupun tak pandai masak.
   tapi sanggup terkial-kial belek buku resepi nona.
   untuk mengekalkan rumahtangga bahagia.

2. lelaki macho adalah lelaki yang bila bawak awek masuk stedium.
   tak lupa untuk pesan.
   "awak bawak telekung sekali tak.
    kang dalam surau dalam tu mana boleh semayang pakai vuvuzela".

3. lelaki macho adalah lelaki yang bila mana awek nya merajuk.
   dia akan terhegeh-hegeh tanya membe mana kedai tutti frutti.
   sebab dia tahu.
   dia bab ayat memujuk camgampang tak power mana.
   walhal.selama ni mati-mati dia ingat tutti frutti tu jual pizza.

4. lelaki macho adalah lelaki yang mampu senyum.
   dan doakan kebahagiaan wanita yang dia suka.
   bila tengok gambar wanita itu bersama lelaki yang dia cinta.

5. lelaki macho adalah lelaki yang suka "meow meow" dengan kucing di meja makan.
   walaupun dia sedar.
   mukanya pailang dan tengah pakai baju "METALLICA".

6. lelaki macho adalah lelaki yang walaupun dia main ragbi.
   tengah padang langgar-langgar orang macam babi.
   tapi dengan orang tua.
   tutur bahasanya cukup berbudi pekerti.

7. lelaki macho adalah lelaki yang tak hisap rokok.Eh.
  
8. lelaki macho adalah lelaki yang walaupun muka gangster.
   tapi bila main dengan dengan bayi. dia ibarat comelnya seekor hamster.

9. lelaki macho adalah lelaki yang bila teman wanita nya marah-marah.
   dia rilek je.
   tahu-tahu esok awek dia dapat bunga.

10.lelaki macho adalah lelaki ini yang selalu mencinta.
   hanya dirimu.
   yang bertakhta dalam sanubariku.
   karena cintaku.tak terbatas waktuuu~
   Eh.


lelaki kah ini : by anuar zain

okeh.
abaikan semula semua.
pada gua.
lelaki macho adalah lelaki yang lengkap solat lima waktu.
hafal surah yasin.surah-surah lazim.
tak liat bangun subuh.
boleh jadi imam.
selalu ambik tahu hukum hakam.

dan lelaki-lelaki macho.
cintanya pada wanita bukan mengejar nikmat dunia.
tapi bersandar pada indahnya syurga.

adios.


notakaki : maaf.gambar-gambar lupa ambik mana.tolong mesej kalau lu punya.

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